Placebo control

Gold, Microsoft, the Nikkei and long bonds tested against the Southern Oscillation Index: they fire at 8.3% against the real hypotheses' 8.8%.

Conclusion: Placebo

A deliberately meaningless signal, run alongside the real ones. It found nothing, which is the result it was included to produce — had it scored, the whole screen would be suspect.

Every test, against the significance threshold

persistence-robust p · left is stronger evidence
00.050.250.51^GSPC^GSPC^GSPC^GSPCTLTTLTTLTTLTGC=FGC=FGC=FGC=FMSFTMSFT
Filled markers fall below the 0.05 threshold before multiple-testing correction; hollow markers do not. Correction is applied across the whole batch, so an individual marker clearing the line is not a result on its own.
Tests
24
ticker × horizon
p < 0.05
2
uncorrected
Best q
BH-FDR
Survived
0
q ≤ 0.10

Method

Hypothesis

Assets with no plausible ENSO channel. If these fire as often as the real hypotheses, the exercise is measuring noise and the framework is mis-calibrated.

Rule

signal = soi_3m # 3-month mean SOI
prior = +0 # none: control
function test(instrument, horizon h):
y = sum(returns[instrument], t+1 .. t+h) # strictly forward
x = signal[t] # known at t
beta, t_stat = OLS(y ~ x) with Newey-West HAC, lag = h + 1
# null: slide x against y by every admissible offset, so
# persistence appears identically under the null
null = [slope(y, roll(x, k)) for k in all offsets]
p = (count(abs(null) >= abs(beta)) + 1) / (len(null) + 1)
return beta, t_stat, p
reject if Benjamini-Hochberg q <= 0.10 across the whole study

Analysis

Calibration

A negative finding is only informative if the instrument can distinguish signal from noise. This set was chosen for having no plausible ENSO channel whatsoever.

It fires at essentially the same rate as the physically motivated hypotheses. The single strongest p-value in the entire first study — 0.0038 — belongs to long-dated US Treasuries, an asset with no agricultural exposure of any kind.

The strongest signal in a study of El Niño and agriculture belonged to the Treasury bond.

Evaluation

Table 1 · Every test in this hypothesis

forward return regressed on the SOI signal
^GSPC 1m^GSPC 3m^GSPC 6m^GSPC 12mTLT 1mTLT 3mTLT 6mTLT 12mGC=F 1mGC=F 3mGC=F 6mGC=F 12mMSFT 1mMSFT 3mMSFT 6mMSFT 12m^N225 1m^N225 3m^N225 6m^N225 12mSI=F 1mSI=F 3mSI=F 6mSI=F 12m+2.7-2.7
InstrumentHorizonnβHAC tShift pSign as predicted
^GSPC1m676-0.0002-0.960.298
^GSPC3m674-0.0003-0.590.541
^GSPC6m671-0.0005-0.500.598
^GSPC12m665-0.0014-0.950.403
TLT1m286-0.0007-2.450.004
TLT3m284-0.0019-2.670.004
TLT6m281-0.0024-1.570.054
TLT12m275-0.0011-0.380.710
GC=F1m309+0.0001+0.390.732
GC=F3m307-0.0003-0.440.744
GC=F6m304-0.0012-1.010.465
GC=F12m298-0.0024-1.250.333
MSFT1m482-0.0007-1.590.165
MSFT3m480-0.0011-1.050.459
MSFT6m477-0.0010-0.590.690
MSFT12m471-0.0029-0.840.570
^N2251m676+0.0002+0.960.407
^N2253m674+0.0007+1.170.325
^N2256m671+0.0010+0.880.504
^N22512m665-0.0000-0.020.986
SI=F1m309+0.0006+0.960.300
SI=F3m307+0.0008+0.560.614
SI=F6m304-0.0006-0.230.840
SI=F12m298-0.0068-2.240.110
Shift p is the persistence-robust p-value and is the one that decides. HAC t is shown to demonstrate how far conventional inference overstates the evidence.

Reference

Instruments

last price and one-month change, live from Yahoo Finance
SymbolNotes
GC=FGold — continuous futures on COMEX, in USD.
MSFTMicrosoft Corporation — listed on NasdaqGS, in USD.
SI=FSilver — continuous futures on COMEX, in USD.
TLTiShares 20+ Year Treasury Bond ETF — exchange-traded fund listed on NasdaqGM, in USD.
^GSPCS&P 500 — market index, in USD.
^N225Nikkei 225 — market index, in JPY.

Sample

1970–2026 monthly

Sources

Queensland Department of Agriculture and Fisheries. Southern Oscillation Index. The Long Paddock. Monthly, 1876–. www.longpaddock.qld.gov.au/soi/soi-data-files
Yahoo Finance. Historical market prices. Adjusted close, month-end. Retrieved with yfinance. finance.yahoo.com

Revision history

RevStageStatusChange
01DraftDirection and criteria fixed before the experiment ran
02TestedPlacebo24 tests; 2 below p=0.05, none surviving FDR